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| My friend Mike who has been serving in Irag has a two-week leave to come home now. He was scheduled to visit us at the Post on Monday night. Guess who showed up for breakfast at the Post this morning???!!! It was SO great to see him after a year away, healthy and in one piece. Jim called me on the phone this morning when I was just getting out of the shower to let me know Mike showed up. I went down there so fast my hair was still soaking wet!  What a blessing to see him again! His official "leave party" is tomorrow night but he just couldn't wait to see us all again so he surprised us this morning. What a great start to my day! His tour is over in April when he's home for good -- he is looking forward to it as much as we are for him to be home for good. What a wonderful blessing!  | | |
| We're going to Phoenix to visit my family this week -- I can't wait! We'll fly out from Portland Thursday morning and come home on Monday. WOO-HOO!!! It's in the 80's for weather so we'll have to pack for warm weather, unlike what we have been wearing here in Oregon, sweaters and jackets. Right now, it's raining like crazy and it's cold, and I have a fire in the fireplace to make me feel better. It will be quite a change! But I can't wait to see my folks and my sister in Phoenix!!! | | |
| I try to keep the coffee buzz going until the alcohol buzz kicks in. Alcohol is the answer. I just can't remember the question. For my next trick I will need a condom and a volunteer. Nobody notices what I do, until I don't do it. (my job in a nutshell) Don't sweat the petty things. Don't pet the sweaty things. I don't mind going to work. It's that 8 hour wait to go home that sucks! (again, my job in a nutshell) I don't need sex -- the government screws me every day. | | |
| These are real t-shirts that I have seen in my (many) catalogs (list No. 1): BIKER:/bi-ker/n: A drunk liar in dirty clothes who plays with a large vibrator in public. (only give to a biker who is a really, really good friend!) To save time, let's just assume I'm NEVER wrong! When life hands you lemons . . . squeeze it in someone's eye and haul ass! I'd rather be a smart ass than a dumb shit. I ain't never gone to bed with an ugly woman but I've woke up with a few. Don't act stupid -- we have politicians for that. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS! Except that one where you're naked in church. So this Irishman walks out of a bar . . . no, really, it can happen. I'd tell you to go to Hell but I work there and I don't want to see you every day. (next installment soon) | | |
|  HAPPY HALLOWE'EN!!!
And don't forget the most important Hallowe'en tradition -- buy bags of miniature chocolate candy for the kids, then turn off the outside lights, lock the door, and eat them all yourselves! (BTW, miniature Milky Way bars taste great frozen!)  | | |
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